Suis-je fou?

You all think it. Admit it.
The first impression that my site gives any given viewer, including you, is one of insanity. I don't blame you. The picture of myself that is so prominantly slapped on here is enough to convince myself of my own insanity. But why? Why is everyone, not even site viewers, so quick to assume that I'm crazy? Suis-je fou? Am I crazy? Faux. False.

Reason #1: French speakers aren't crazy.
Wait. Did I just say that? Pardon moi. I meant that non-french french speakers aren't crazy. Trust me. I'm not french. "Weird Al" Yancovic's "Genius In France" sums it up really well. Just...trust me. Us bilingual folk aren't crazy.

Reason #2: No one but me is sane enough to call themself "The Ploogle."
Lousy reason, I know. But have you seen everyone else? I mean, come on! They're just downright psychotic! I'm a straight-A student with questions, albeit questions with weird answers. But hey. As long as they're answers, right?

Reason #3: I have a blog.
Heh. If you don't have a blog, then you're just INSANE! Those of us who do have realized what a reward it is to excercise your freedom of speech without standing up in a podium on main street broadcasting your opinions to a live audience. A blog...is kinda like that. The only difference is how long the 'live' applies to the latter audience.

As you can see, I am CLEARLY not insane...it is YOU that is!

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Until next time, I'm your friendly neighborhood Ploogle...thank you for your attention span, and thank goodness it's long.

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