As I've stated before, this is NOT a political blog. Politics are just one of the smorgasbord of things I like to mention...and I think that it is important that we very carefully think over just who we should let into the presidency office. ThePopEye did an incredible job of summing up Hilary Clinton...
I'm wondering...do we really want a President who can't even take a decent swing at a softball? Actually, this question might better be catagorized as a whiffle ball, giant piece of Nerf, or the head of a dandelion.
When asked in a recent interview what she thought about the pressing issue of Sunjaya, Hillary Clinton's response was, "That's the best question I've been asked in a long time. Well, you know, people can vote for whomever they want. That's true in my election, and it's true on American Idol."
Darnit woman, are you kidding? Even Paula Abdul has more opinions than you!
I don't know what was discussed for the rest of that interview, but I imagine it went something like this:
Mrs. Clinton, do you wear socks? "Well, what a wonderful question. I think socks are made to be worn on the feet. Some people might need them to keep their feet warm. Some may not. It all depends on the weather and what type of shoes one wears, doesn't it? But I think people with and without socks are ready for a female President."
Which Geico mascot do you like better: the gecko or the Caveman? "I look forward to the day when both little green animals and Cavemen will be given the right to vote."
What day is it today? "I think that we can all agree that every day lived in this wonderful democracy of ours is a wonderful day."
Are you a cyborg? "Ha...Ha...Ha. I get this question a lot. You know, if I were a cyborg, I would have to commend our scientific community for creating me. I also...vote on American Idol...*zoop*...and little green...Cavemen...*boop*...without socks will vote...for a female President...oil can...oil can."
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